These are some of my Random Sayings. Enjoy the Madness that is me.
Dismembered bunnies haunt my dreams
mmmm...wallet!
Sniffing Cars makes me hyper*
Trashcans ROCK!
Burger King and Dairy Queen merge to form: The Bovine Aristocracy
There is a man living in my liver. His name is Maria. Maria is suprisingly touchy about his name. I wonder why?
Fell the Wrath of the Magikal Katfish. Go on, feel it. AIN'T IT SQUISHY?!
Yay! I ate the chunky orange juice
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they ALL have to drown?
*Kudos to Matt for that one. I'll write more later.
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